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30 Years Difference:

1973: Long hair

2003: Longing for hair

1973: KEG

2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock

2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool

2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Trying to look like Liz Taylor

2003: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems

2003: Roughage

1973: Hoping for a BMW

2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: The Grateful Dead

2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint

2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones

2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Passing the drivers' test

2003: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly

change things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were

born in 1987.

~ They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

~ Their lifetime has always included AIDS .

~ Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

~ The CD was introduced the year they were born.

~ They have always had an answering machine

~ They have always had cable.

~ They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

~ Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

~ Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

~ They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

~ They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

~ They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

~ They never heard: "Where's the Beef?",

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or

"de plane Boss, de plane".

~ They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

~ McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

~ They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

~ Do you feel old yet? (Sorry)

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble

reading.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

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1973: Hoping for a BMW

2003: Hoping for a BM

what's BM?

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what's BM?

Bowel Movement?? :huh:

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