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People Who Loves smb eventually loves artfreak. I'm not alcoholic, I just joined artfreak because of its main topic which is all about arts, artfreak's a very useful site, though I'm not sure if it's valid for me to do my posts here.

Hence, I enjoyed reading and posting in this site..

P.S

I love Philippines!

I've got a question for you admin..

I already have 10 posts. Is it ok for me to post my signature now?

Would you ban me if I do so?

I was just asking, because I've already encountered a lot of forum sites that if I post my signature with less than 10 posts made,they instantly banned me in their forum site. And I can do nothing about it.

I've been thinking of cellphone trackers in the Philippines, I thought there's no such thing in the Philippines because I thought I could only find cellphone trackers in the US. Now I thought all wrong, and I'm looking forward of having it soon in the Ph..

That's totally terrific. It's alright to fart, 'cause if you won't let it go, you might get some illness.

I read a hilarious article a few minutes ago on www.vilagesoup.com about a middle school in the US that recently banned intentional flatulence...punished by detention. I guess a group of 8th grade boys were having in-school contests each day for the loudest, longest and nastiest farts during class and it got to the point where the school felt they needed to punish for intentional farts. I don't know who exactly is the judge of what is intentional and what isn't, sometimes an accidental one can seem awefully intentional-sounding. I accidentally let one go on Sunday at Michael's in the art supply section that not only wouldn't end (I was actually getting worried that it wasn't going to stop) but was nasty enough to run my fiance'and I out of the aisle and it followed us. I think if I would have been at that middle school on SUnday, I would've got detention-actually I probably would have been expelled.And it wasn't intentional!! Oops!

There are also other planet who have chocolates...

They're just not yet been found..

Just got this from my email..

A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive.

The woman says to the clerk at the counter, "I'm looking to buy a pet for my husband but I'm on a very short budget!."

"No worries," replies the clerk.

"We've just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs."

"Bl*wjobs," says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent.

With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen.

In the middle of the night the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen.

She goes down to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing?" she asks.

"Well," says the husband. "If I can teach this frog to cook you are outta here."

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

it is so so true..

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.

J(ohnny):I want a pistol

S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)

J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,

S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?

J: For shooting cans.

S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.

J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.

S: And what cans will you shoot at?

J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...