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BMW's Invention Vs God's Invention (joke) An engineer of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, More men are riding my invention than yours."
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[Poll] What is the weather in your town?
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In Manila now... The forecat is pretty close!! :supz: -
^ Thank you for sharing that very moving piece of prose with us. "Awesome" is a highly over-used word these days but I can't find a better one to describe your work...
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The following was received in an e-mail from YourArt.com: One of the Worlds largest Fine Art website. Over 5,000 Members. We invite you to look at some of the greatest works of art in Painting, Sculpture and Photography. If you are interested in works of art just go to www.YourArt.com . If you are an Artist we invite you to become a Member. Artists Directory Service (FREE) Go to http://www.YourArt.com under Artist Directory select "Submit your site". Virtual Gallery Service(Less than USD $3/month) http://www.yourart.com/setup_gallery.php We invite you to display your works of art in our Virtual Gallery which includes: * Up to 40 works of art * Biography * Artist's Statement * Exhibit Schedule * Testimonials * Contact Information * Your personalized website address (YourArt.com/firstname.lastname) * Entry in Artists Directory * Selected for Virtual Gallery Daily Featured Artist * Selected for Artists Directory Daily Featured Artist * On-Line Update * Guest book * Fine Art Store To create your virtual gallery, please contact us: Art@YourArt.com Best Regards, Ojars Lasmanis, CEO YourArt, Inc.
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I just quoted from his website...
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Michael Booth, in Just As Well I'm Leaving , describes Hans Christian Andersen's travels thus: (page 90) "Throughout his life, he would travel to stay a step ahead of his sorrows, his memories bringing little comfort." I used to think that travelling was only for the adventurous but lately, I'm starting to come around to the idea that travel is more a form of escape - certainly in my own case? See also: http://www.artfreaks.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=62 , where we get another side to Hans Christian andersen's travelling and a famous poem by Jose Rizal (and a load of rubbish by yours truly!!) I've also started a bit of a travelogue of my own at: http://artfreaks.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=69 What do you think about travelling? Do you like to travel - or stay close to home? If you like travelling to far off places, what spurs you on?
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"To travel is to live!" "Oh travel, travel! that is the happiest fate! That is why we all travel... even the dead in their silent graves fly with the earth around the sun. Yes, to travel ia an obsession of the whole universe..." Hans Christian Andersen Quoted by Michael Booth in Just As Well I'm Leaving
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Every time I step out into the streets of Ermita, Manila - day or night, makes no difference - someone will approach me with a box of pills that they think I may be in need of! :-s I DON'T need them, OK?! Every time I open my e-mails, what I see is mostly SPAM - with such subject headings as this: "Don't surrender to the life. Use Super Viagra!!" Surrender to WHAT life?? My "life" is just fine, OK???!! Leave me alone you horrible Viagra sellers...
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The following was received from Celito by e-mail on November 22, 2005: I liked very of the work of the artist of home, 'Andrew Diaz' and, I resolved to do this homage with my painting. The idea came from a work of him, like this my painting can be possible with these digital brush strokes, I expect that he and everybody appreciate. It obliged Andrew by I like and do news reading, in the intention of give news so interesting reading for the free painting, and with a lot please to form the couple of little cats. I would like that you sailed here and did your comment: http://www.artwanted.com/imageview.cfm?ID=259631 Thanks Celito Medeiros Fine Art from Brazil www.celitomedeiros.com
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View the works of up-and-coming artists and photographers! Rate and comment on their works! Post examples of your own art or photography! You can even use ArtWanted.com as a sales outlet for your own original art - or prints of your art or photography. In order to sell prints of your work, simply upload your images to your portfolio and wait for the cheques to start coming in! (ArtWanted.com handle the actual billing, printing and shipping of your prints.) There is a free membership option but this only allows you to upload 3 images per month. You also need to be a "Premium Member" in order to take advantage of their print on demand "Print Program."
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View the works of up-and-coming artists and photographers! Rate and comment on their works! Post examples of your own art or photography! You can even use ArtWanted.com as a sales outlet for your own original art - or prints of your art or photography. In order to sell prints of your work, simply upload your images to your portfolio and wait for the cheques to start coming in! (ArtWanted.com handle the actual billing, printing and shipping of your prints.) There is a free membership option but this only allows you to upload 3 images per month. You also need to be a "Premium Member" in order to take advantage of their print on demand "Print Program."
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Follow up... Quick as a flash! Nada! :eek: Nothing! :sad: Wala! :oops: (Not even a sausage back from photozo.com!!) :mad: Oh well... It's a free world, I guess! :grin: Keep those links coming in.
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^^ Wow! Kakampi ko!! :wink: :grin:
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amazon.com are a great source for books on learning how to paint and learning how to draw With one of the largest ranges available on the internet, great discounts and worldwide delivery, you can't go wrong! Another great place to look is http://www.artinthemaking.com/ with "magazines, books and vacations for artists by artists from around the world."
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I make no secret of the fact that I am an affiliate of amazon.com... Well, I use them a lot for my own online shopping needs and I am more than happy to recommend them. And, of course, having spent years pouring money into my own website, (artfreaks.com,) it would be lovely to at least be able to break even with the cost of the server someday? Now... We all need to be able to make a living - and so much the better if we can do so, by making some money out of doing the things that we enjoy doing! If you are having any ideas about making some money by selling stock images of your digital photography, this might be a good book to read, for a little bit of grounding on the subject, before you start: Digital Stock Photography: How to Shoot and Sell And when you are ready to start selling your stock images, you might like to check this website out: www.Crestock.com
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Art galleries and artists offering art lessons and workshops in Manila: post your details and updates here! Just hit "reply" and let us have it! There is no need to go through a cumbersome registration process any more. You can simply post as a Guest if that makes life any easier for you? I am all for keeping things simple!!
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This one was doing the rounds of the internet a while back. I've just been clearing out my "in box" out but I wanted to save this one somewhere... [Edited...] 28/11/2019... Well, I did - and now it's gone!! I would have deleted the whole topic but I rather like the "Guest" post from my son, below... Those were the days when youngsters were deserting these kind of Forums-based websites in their droves. Well... artfreaks.com lives on
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Check this out: http://www.edwarddave.com/ Edward Dave is a sculptor from Paete Laguna, Philippines. Every artwork created by Edward reflects his deep devotion to Jesus Christ. Hence, every sculpture in his online gallery is dedicated to God Almighty.
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Cheers!!
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Here are two of the best books that I have ever read: Both of these are highly recommended for anyone who is interested in reading about India. A Suitable Boy - by Vikram Seth This is one of my favourite books ever. I would love to be able to read this again if ever I have the time... A real epic... So if like me, you are not a particularly fast reader, it may take you some time to get through... The book was a gripping read, page by page. It had to be, otherwise, I would never have finished it! The book is written in perfect, impeccable English - which is a real tribute to the author in itself. The novel gives a good flavour of the Indian subcontinent. It is also a very poignant love story... White Mughals: Love and Betrayal in Eighteenth-Century India - by William Dalrymple Oh, what a great read! Another one for my "read again" list before I get too old! This is one of those lovely, big fat books that just holds you from page one, right to the end. It's a kind of historical novel, set in India during the early days of the British presence in the sub-continent. I found White Mughals to be a very interesting read, with a lot of fascinating detail and description, vividly bringing to life those exciting times in the history of both Great Britain and modern day India. The plot is, apparently, based on a true love storey - which makes it even more interesting for an old romantic at heart, like myself!
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Let's hear about some of your favourite books! Just to kick off this topic, here are a few of my own personal book recommendations: First on my list: 1421: The Year China Discovered America - by Gavin Menzies I found this to book to be quite startling. 'Very interesting though, and a thoroughly good read... I know that some people in the Western World aren't too happy with the notion that the Chinese had been to many far-flung places around the world, long before the great European explorers - but this book does provide some quite thought-provoking evidence to the contrary. It seemed pretty well-researched to me, anyway. The book is well-written and, if nothing else, it certainly provides a new perspective on world history and some highly interesting reading. I thoroughly enjoyed the book. This may not be "Gospel". Not yet, anyway... But I, for one, tend to think that Gavin Menzies is on to something!
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artfreaks.com is still less than one year old. I'm pleased to see one or two artists starting to use the artfreaks.com "Art Gallery" for displaying their works but, I'll be the first to admit, the artfreaska.com forums haven't really taken off yet. I guess, a certain kind of critical mass (in terms of at least a handfull of regular posters) will be needed before that happens. In the mean time, try this for some interesting and lively arts forums: http://www.filipinoart.net/modules.php?name=Forums (Just to clarify... I have absolutely no connection with filipinoart.net. However, artfreaks.com have an "open linking" policy and if I am able to recommend a site that I think my users may find usefull, then I am more than happy to do so...) artfreaks.com will thrive - (or die a slow death?!!) on it's own merits [-o It's a free world!! :weedman:
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The following was posted by Shannon Keathley in the artfreaks.com "Art Gallery" ]http://www.artfreaks.com/art_gallery/index.php "I bought this painting at an auction. I live in the state of Tennessee in The United States. I am looking for any information on this painting. The back has the following written in pencil: Roger San Miguel, Fruits in Red, 1966, medium enamal on plywood. The Picture measures 18x48. It is in very good condition. Please email me any info at, keathley5@bellsouth.net " Shannon also says in an e-mail: "Hi, my name is Shannon Keathley. I'm hoping you can help me get some > > information on a painting I recently bought at an auction. It is my > > Roger San Miguel and is titled "Fruits in Red." It is dated 1965. It > > measures 18x48. Any information you can give me is greatly > > appreciated. It is painted on what looks to be plywood. "
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