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I wish you good luck and I pray for you, my friend

I agree... I agree that I am stupid! VERY VERY STUPID in fact!! I was stupid enough to trust the guy sitting next to me on a jeep in the Philippines when any Filipino would tell you not to trust the guy sitting next to you on a jeep in the Philippines - Not even if, (as was the case with the punk that robbed me,) he looks decently dressed, well-fed and has a pleasant, smiling demeanor. Filipinos don't trust people they don't know - and ESPECIALLY NOT in public jeeps. I did - and that was STUPID, STUPID, STUPID of me! However, I am not so stupid as to think that we don't have pick-pockets and thieves in the UK - or any other country in the world, for that matter. I am also NOT so stupid as to think that all Filipinos are thieves. I don't think that for one second - and nowhere in my previous posts on this subject did I even imply that - let alone be stupid enough as to actually make such a stupid and obviously ridiculous statement. No. The only moral to this story for foreigners, whilst they are guests of this wonderful country; is to learn from the people around them and keep their hands tightly on their wallets at all times. The pouch thing that fits on my belt seems like a bloody good idea to me - although I have to say that I WILL be fitting a miniature padlock to the zipper for whenever it contains any substantial amount of money and that any thieving bastard who tries to steal it from me by force WILL have to kill me first! They can keep the other wallet that I mentioned below... The one for my small change and a few fake 1,000 peso bills!!

I have bought a wallet that sits on my belt. Once it is on, the only way of removing it would be to either cut it of - or remove my belt. It also takes a small pad-lock! The only way any thieving bastard in this or any other country is going to get that off me is to kill me first! I got my old wallet back - minus the cash, of course - after it was discovered discarded in another jeep on a different route to the one I was on when I had it stolen. I am going to keep that one for my small change. But I am also going to fill it with fake 1,000 peso bills... And guess what I am going to write on the bills? In VERY big letters... "FUCK YOU!" Have a great day - And DON't get robbed in the Philippines!

Wait! There's more...!! I sold 100,000 pesos worth (about US$ 2,000) of paintings by a Filipino artist that I hadn't been able to shift for 2 or 3 years. I let the paintings go to a dealer for only 40,000 pesos because I needed the money and my own paintings are starting to take up more and more space in my little house. I'd been looking after my neighbor's pit bull terrier bitch, called Shoubi, for the last year - to save her from being confined in the tiny cage that her (now previous) owners were trying to keep her in. I don't know if they thought she was a rabbit or something??!? Anyway... The very day after I'd sold the paintings, Shoubi's previous owners decided that they needed to sell here. They took the dog back and there she was looking VERY pitiful in her tiny little cage, in the heat of the noon-day sun again... It just so happened that having just sold those paintings, I actually had enough money to buy her. I paid 10,000 pesos for the dog and I had a proper shelter (constructed of steel) made for her in my front yard - for when I am away... (she sleeps in the house when I am at home...) The day after I bought Shoubi, I was on my way to the local supermarket, (a two minute jeepney ride,) had my wallet with the remaining 27,000 pesos stolen. (See my previous entry, below, on this topic) Talk about timing! Had Shoubi's previous owners decided to sell her one day earlier - or one day later, there is absolutely no way I'd have been able to afford her!