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Where you been? More entries please! Why are we waiting?
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Need help identifying artists (several paintings)
smb commented on silverslayer99's blog entry in silverslayer99's Blog
I noticed that the photos of those paintings at flickr have hardly any views... Try uploading the paintings in the Gallery here at ArtFreaks.com. I am sure you would get a better response... -
Kid's funnies JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?' SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..' DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?' CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?' MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?' TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?' JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?' And the Sermon that this Mom will never forget... One Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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Nice photo - of a truly awful-looking ship! -
Whacky!
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Another Amateur Artist
smb replied to tminus89's topic in Intros and members announcements/advertising
Welcome to artfreaks.com! I hope you have a great time here! -
Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! You can get a free upgrade to the Full Members group, simply by uploading some art or photography, posting some comments or even just uploading a profile picture. Enjoy the site!
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! Don't forget to validate your email address in order to complete the registration process. If you have not yet received the validation email, please check your spam folder and white-list the following address: admin@artfreaks.com Any problems, just email me at vicrolfe@yahoo.co.uk
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! You are now a Full Member of the Forums. This means that any uploading, searching or messaging restrictions that you may have encountered as a newly registered member, should now have been lifted...
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Ermita Manila - plots of land ripe for development
smb commented on smb's gallery image in Member's own albums
There are quite a few vacant lots down there and I have no doubt that my view of Manila Bay will be substantially reduced in the not too distant future... -
Tussinee - One (The Manic-Depressive Art Version!)
smb commented on smb's gallery image in Member's own albums
I still keep that painting. 'Fond memories...!! -
Thank you!
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! Don't forget to validate your email address in order to complete the registration process. If you have not yet received the validation email, please check your spam folder and white-list the following address: admin@artfreaks.com Any problems, just email me at vicrolfe@yahoo.co.uk
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! You are now a Full Member of the Forums. This means that any uploading, searching or messaging restrictions that you may have encountered as a newly registered member, should now have been lifted...
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Manila Yacht Club and some tall buildings in Malate
smb posted a gallery image in Member's own albums
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Manila Yacht Club and some of the buildings in Malate, Manila - as seen from my 'room with a view!' If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Adraiatico and Pedro Gil Street, Malate, Manila - as seen from my 'room with a view!' -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Manila Bay and some of the buildings in Ermita, Manila - as seen from my 'room with a view!' If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
The Hyatt Hotel and the Landbank Building in Malate, Manila - as seen from my 'room with a view!' If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Ramshackle tin rooftops on a building in M.H. Del Pilar Street, Ermita, City of Manila, as seen from the living room of my city residence on the 32nd floor of a condominium tower in Adriatico Street. If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Ramshackle tin rooftops on a building in M.H. Del Pilar Street, Ermita, City of Manila, as seen from the living room of my city residence on the 32nd floor of a condominium tower in Adriatico Street. If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Ramshackle tin rooftops on a building in M.H. Del Pilar Street, Ermita, City of Manila, as seen from the living room of my city residence on the 32nd floor of a condominium tower in Adriatico Street. If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask! -
Ramshackle Rooftops and a Yellow Jeepney in Ermita, Manila
smb posted a gallery image in Member's own albums
From the album: Manila, Philippines
Ramshackle tin rooftops on a building in M.H. Del Pilar Street, Ermita, City of Manila, Philippines, as seen from the living room of my city residence on the 32nd floor of a condominium tower in Adriatico Street. If you would like to be able to download and use a high resolution (aprox 3-4Mb) file of this image, you only need to ask!
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