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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: Dr Jones, at your cervix. In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On a Church Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak. Outside a tire and exhaust centre: Invite us to your next blowout. On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a Non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: Push! Push! Push! At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside another tire and exhaust centre: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Vets waiting room: 'Back in 5 minutes... Sit! Stay! In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there hungry - come on in and get fed up. In front of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. On the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.
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Oh... You've got to love the Philippines! As long as you can keep away from whore bars, you can still get drunk on a pocket-full of change!
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I got some new aftershave today, that smells like bread crumbs. The birds love it! You may have missed this announcement in December that Tampax would be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This was for the Christmas period only. David Cameron has announced that he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week all the forms will be printed in English. Husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived – I think I’ll wear gold tonight..." Wife says: "why don’t you wear silver and come second for a change" When I was last in England and out driving one morning, I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself; "that guy’s heading for a breakdown"
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It looks great! I think your boyfriend ought to be very pleased with it!
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!
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The Human Resources Manager and the Devil This arrived in my email today. The punchline sounds like it is straight out of the mouth of your average Marine Personnel Manager...
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I'm still getting: 'Much better if you could just upload your images as an attachment to a reply in this topic. You can also upload your images in the Forums > Gallery - and then use the "Insert image" button to place linked copies of them in your Forums posts...
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Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com! I tried the first two links and I got the following error message: You are now a Full member of the Forums, so you should be able to upload your images as attachments to any Forum posts now...
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A bit of a rare sight, this one... Portland Harbour in Dorset, South of England - on a clear and flat calm evening! (It's usually been blowing a right old "hooly" whenever I have been there!) Poto taken from on board c.s. Wave Sentinel in June, 2005 Unfortunately, I never thought to keep the original high resolution image file of this photo, when I reduced it for uploading to one of the previous versions of ArtFreaks.com, so this particular image is not available in the Print Program on my portfolio at ArtWanted.com
© © Vic Rolfe
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Romantic Manila Bay Sunset with Superferry passenger ship
smb posted a gallery image in Sunsets, sunrises, clouds and the sky
Here's one for Valentine's Day! A romantic view of young couples watching a beautiful and serene sunset over Manila Bay in the capital city of the Philippines. Photo taken from along the Manila Bay recreational pier, (near the Baywalk, behind the Quirino Grandstand,) with my old but trusty little Panasonic compact camera in November 2005 To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com© © Vic Rolfe
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Nipa hut souvenir and food stalls silhouetted against a glorious tropical sunset in the Philippines. The nipa huts are on the Manila Bay Recreational Pier. Photographed from behind the Quirino Grandstand in January, 2005 To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com
© © Vic Rolfe
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Harbor Lights reflected in the water at Keeling, Taiwan
smb posted a gallery image in Sunsets, sunrises, clouds and the sky
The lights of Keelung in the northern part of Taiwan, reflected in the calm waters of the harbor during the evening twilight. Photo taken from aboard c.s. Cable Retriever - December, 2005 To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com© © Vic Rolfe
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Beautiful Tropical Sunset in Subic Bay, Philippines .jpg
smb posted a gallery image in Sunsets, sunrises, clouds and the sky
View of the mountains of Zambales, silhouetted against a tropical sunset. Photo taken form aboard c.s. Cable Retriever in Subic Bay, Zambales, Philippines - January, 2006 Unfortunately, I never thought to keep the original high resolution image file of this photo, when I reduced it for uploading to one of the previous versions of ArtFreaks.com, so this particular image is not available in the Print Program on my portfolio at ArtWanted.com© © Vic Rolfe
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