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He he! Nice one! Sa wakas... A happy ending!

Hay naku! Kakalungkot talaga itong kuwento! Pero, ganyan talaga ang pagmamahal... mas lalo kapag bata pa sila... Pero, (ulit!) Sana, pagdating ng panahon, meron na isang happy ending n'ito!!

Cross as many lines as you like! Who sets these lines anyway? ???

Forgive my ignorance... Please tell me something about this Baha'i faith... I am only intrigued. Not planning to convert. I have my own religion at it is good only for myself...

This has just made my day! Thanks very much for posting! Your "Naughty Bot" is just brilliant, by the way! The girl looks slightly distraught - and she has such a cute little bum!

Hello Ron, Welcome to artfreaks.com! I'm looking forward to seeing some more of your writings here! Vic

And here's one for the girls - just to balance some of the predominantly male oriented jokes here: A dog or a man? If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother's ...then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...then buy a dog ! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ... ...then buy a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ., . . . ...then buy a cat! Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

The Garden of Eden The Lord made man in the Garden Of Eden, Then he thought to himself 'There's something he's needin''. So after scratching around for a suitable pearl God fiddled around until He'd created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. . . . . . . . . Then he added a mouth..... Ruined the whole ****king thing!!!