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Hi! I had a look at your website. Your art is amazing and highly original. Your prices for the originals look very reasonable too... I know you have got that widget thing for linking to ArtsCad and selling prints. That's fine and I would also recommend that you have a look at: ArtWanted.com for selling both your prints and your original works. I also think that your own site could benefit from either a simple bit of gallery software for showcasing your art - or maybe even your own online store? Your own gallery would just make it easier for people to browse your work. If you don't want to pay for the software, Coppermine produce an excellent online gallery and, the last time I checked, this was still Freeware? I'm not all that "up" on online stores but I use Shop-Script here and I am quite happy with it. I paid around $200 for mine but I see, (at the time of writing,) that they are also offering some form of free shopping cart software. I hope this helps!

The Essex Boy joke A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Essex, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Essex," the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers there." "Really?" said the manager, "My wife's from Essex!" The boy replied: "No shit!!!??!! Who did she play for?"

Certainly! You can post an image of your Amorsolo painting for sale at: ArtFreaks.com Art Forums > Gallery > Paintings, digital art and drawings > Paintings for sale

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